Top Reasons I belong in a Nut House

13- I hold long deep detailed conversations with dead people but only in my sleep.

12-Signing all my checks "Mrs. Rock".



11-My time needs better skedualing.



10-I work only to irritate my boss.



9-So I'm compulsive obsessive.



8-So I'm compulsive obsessive.



7-My other personality is named Hermione Erica Granger Kane.



6-My last visit just seamed right.



5-I spent 200. bucks on maple syrup cuz the tree's on the bottle make me feel more green.



4-I 'm into the smell of rubber.



3- I did so write those lyrics for Dr. Demento, damn it. Haa- Haa- Hee-Hee!



2- I am able to inject my own insulin before shock therapy.



1- The three week cold war I held with that foreign service dude that provided my Internet service.

i won the battle i did! my refusal to talk to that non english speaking dingle berry worked. i win!

so what if my hubby was forced to do it, my stubbornness won in the long run